Get that Virus!

I now have a cold named Imgonnamakeyou Miserableforweeks
She brought along her friend, Purple Snowza, otherwise known as Sir Coughsalot
Imgonnamakeyou like to sit up and talk all night
Purple Snowza does entertainment
Sometimes they even invite their friend Madam Makeyourearhurt and Sir Sinusscream.

They had a party at my house last weekend after Rebecca's birthday. Apparently they had tons of fun and maybe went a little over board because everyone in my house is accompanied by one or more of them now.

They've been charged with disturbing the peace, disorderly conduct, indecent displays of exposure, and intent to do harm.
We decided to take some action and brought in the mighty hunters, Pinkslayerotic and Yuckmonster.

So far, Makeyourearhurt and Sinusscream have been banished, but Imgonnamakeyou and Purple Snowza have learned evasive maneuvers and are proving a challenge for our hunters and good ol' Mr. Immune System. We have a secret weapon though, which will be deployed shortly and it's called the priesthood. We have great faith is this weapon. They'll never know what hit them!!